they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
How I know my dog did something he shouldn’t of done.
there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake
This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet
iM GONNA PISS
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
are we just going to ignore the fact that kris jenner seemingly owns a handbag the size of her entire body
those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday
