- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
I can’t tell if she’s high or the illustrator just wanted her to have eyes made of flesh. JUST WHY why couldn’t he have made them a different color than her skin. Like. what- I can’t even WHAT IS THIS? This isn’t even realistic; it’s killing me inside imagining a real life person having skin eyeballs. Who is this illustrator? I must have a talk with him. Is it Tyrone. IS IT?! Does she have sunburn on her eyeballs? Oh someone must save her, where are her sun glasses? Get this girl some sunglasses. Or maybe even some eye drops with SPF? Do they make that? They don’t. Oh no don’t cry I’m sorry your illustrator made you have skin eyeballs. Wait what? your skinballs are just sweating from all of the blinking you’re doing? oh ok. But I can’t even look at this. Just omg. WHY?
one of my favorite skits ever!












